Big, bold, and built for the double-take. I’M A VIRGIN hits hard up front, then the punchline lands underneath: (this is a very old shirt). If you like your humor dry and your presence loud, this one does the talking before you even open your mouth.

Choose your shirt size from the dropdown and we’ll make it to order. Wear it to the bar, the shop, a show, bike night—anywhere you want a guaranteed reaction without saying a damn word.

• Clean, high-contrast statement design that reads from a distance

• Front text: I’M A VIRGIN with (this is a very old shirt) underneath

• Made to order with Grim-level attention to detail

Not for everyone. Exactly the point.

DRESS LIKE THE END IS NEAR.