My Mom Is Better Than Your Mom Shirt

$29.99

MY MOM IS BETTER THAN YOUR MOM.

This design is available in adult + kids sizes, so parents with a sense of humor can get their little sperm trophies something savage to wear on Mother’s Day (or any day you feel like reminding the world that your mom is the best.

Want yours customized?
Click this link and upload a clear photo of your mom and we’ll turn it into the same gritty, high-contrast portrait style shown here:
 https://forms.gle/SYsxfKWxHCXaVYU36

How the custom upload works

  • Upload a clear, well-lit photo (front-facing is best)

  • No heavy filters, no tiny screenshots

  • If the image is too low quality, we’ll reach out before printing

Options

  • Adult + Kids sizes

  • Short sleeve, long sleeve, and hoodies

  • Black and white options (where available)

Made-to-order Printed after you order. Typical turnaround is about 3 business days before shipping.

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