THOSE TEARS WERE THE WETTEST HE EVER MADE YOU HOODIE.
It’s a double entendre with teeth: he made you cry… and still couldn’t arouse you. Dark humor, zero mercy, and a message that lands before you even speak.

Pick your color in the dropdown: black or pink—then we make it to order.

• Made to order (built after you place the order)

• Black or pink

• Bold, high-contrast print designed to start problems (the fun kind)

• Soft, warm hoodie built for everyday wear with an attitude

• Unapologetic statement piece for people who don’t sugarcoat anything

Wear it when you want the laugh, the shock, and the “oh damn” all at once.

DRESS LIKE THE END IS NEAR