Yeah… it’s a double entendre. He did make you wet—just not the way he wanted. If you’ve got a savage sense of humor and zero patience for mediocre men, this one’s for you.

Choose your setup in the dropdowns: short sleeve or long sleeve, black or white—then we make it to order.

• Made to order (built after you place the order)

• Short sleeve or long sleeve

• Black or white

• Bold, high-contrast print made to get reactions

• Unapologetic dark humor statement piece

Wear it when you want the room to laugh, gasp, and immediately know you’re not the one to play with.

DRESS LIKE THE END IS NEAR